Amongst nationally characteristic humour, I especially enjoy the British and Jewish. I hope that you will find the tone of the following sweet and funny rather than offensive.
** A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, 'Are you comfortable?'
The man says, 'I make a good living.'
** I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
** I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
** Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
** We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
** My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the loo and cried.
** She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
** The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
** The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, 'Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back.
Mrs. Cohen answered, 'So did my arthritis!'
** Doctor: You'll live to be 60.
Patient: I AM 60.
Doctor: See! What did I tell you?
Tags: jewishhumour
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