Half Truths

** BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

** CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

** CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

** COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

** DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

** EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

** GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

** KLEENEX: Cold Storage.

** INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

** MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

** RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

** SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

** SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

** TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

** TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

** YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

** WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!

 

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Alternative Views Or Acute Wisdom

Every person, things or situations can be defined or described differently - depending on individual views or opinions. Isn't that so?

• A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it starts to rain.


• A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. A good man in an evil society seems the greatest villain of all.


• A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


• A paragraph should be like a lady's skirt: long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting.


• Anyone who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is aiming ten inches too high.


• Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.


• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy; all play and no work makes Jack a mere toy.


• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.


• Curiosity killed the cat (and satisfaction brought it back).


• Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.


• Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.


• Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone whom you can't live without.


• Love is blind,… but marriage is the real eye-opener.


• Proverbs are long life experiences, told in one short sentence.


• Someone who gossips to you will gossip about you.


• The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.


• Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.


• You don't have to be different to be good. You have to be good to be different.


• You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

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