** BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
** CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
** CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
** COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
** DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
** EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
** GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
** KLEENEX: Cold Storage.
** INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
** MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
** RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
** SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
** SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
** TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
** TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
** YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
** WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!
** CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
** CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
** COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
** DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
** EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
** GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
** KLEENEX: Cold Storage.
** INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
** MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
** RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
** SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
** SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
** TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
** TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
** YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
** WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!
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