Saturday, 14 January 2012

14th Jan 2012 The Shrinking Baby

Jan 14A
A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.


Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average in Yorkshire . Like I said, my boy's a typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league player.'
 
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'
 
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!' 

Yorkshire man takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's bitter beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly says ...'Had him circumcised!'

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14th Jan 2012 To Realize The Value Of ...

Jan 14

 
To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.


To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
 

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.


To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
 

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother
who gave birth to a stillborn.


To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother Who has given birth
to a premature baby.
 

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor
of a weekly newspaper.


To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
 

To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.


Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
 

To realize the value
of a friend
or family member:
LOSE ONE.


Remember ...
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
One day your life will flash before your eyes,
make sure it's worth watching. 
 
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