Marriage Logic & Humour

** A Child's Logic On Marriage ~

Jack, a 4 year old lad says to his father, 'Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.'

His father explains, 'For that Jack, you have to have a boy and a girl.'

So Jack answers, 'I've already found a girl.'

'Who?' splutters his Dad.

'Grandma,' continues Jack happily.

'Now, let me get this straight,' his father says. 'You want to marry my mother? ... You can't do that.'

'I don't see why not?' Jack responds, 'You married mine!'

** How To Make Marriage more exciting ~

'The thrill and excitement have gone from my marriage,' George complains to his mate, Tony.

'Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?' suggests Tony naughtily.

'But what if my wife finds out?' frowns George.

'Lummee, George,' explains Tony, 'this is the 21st century we live in, mate. Go ahead and tell her about it.'

So George returns home and says, 'Poppet, I think an affair will bring us closer together.'

'Forget it,' replies his wife. 'I've tried that - it didn't work.'

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The Flying House

It's even better than the magic carpet. You can fly sitting inside your house, watching the clouds float by through you window, with all the comfort of home. Jonathan Trappe & his wife are crossing the Atlantic in their flying house 'fueled' by air balloons. He had already flown above the Machigan Lake and over the channel Mancha. He's quite ready to take up the challenge to be the first man to embark on the journey from America to Europe in a flying house by means of 365 balloons - one for each day of the year - inflated by helium.

He's now exploring locations to take off and initiate his great adventure along the Coast of Maine. His dream is to land somewhere near Paris.

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