** How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
** Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
** A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
** I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
** Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
** England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
** I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
** I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
** Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
** I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
** I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
** This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
** When chemists die, they barium.
** I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
** I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
** Why were the Indians here first? They had no reservations.
** We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
** I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
** Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
** When you get a bladder infection. urine trouble.
** Broken pencils are pointless.
** What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
** I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
** All the toilets in New York 'S police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
** I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
** Velcro - what a rip off!
Don't worry about old age; It doesn't last!
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