8th Mar 2012 A Coven Of 13 Witches

13 silly double talk, one for each member of the coven:

1) One of the witch of the coven gave birth to twins. The problem arose when the other witches could not tell which witch was witch.

 

2) Member Edna was a dog trainer by day, then by night she went from wags to witches.

3) When the coven travelled to an out-of-town gathering, Martha could not make it, she was a poor traveller and phoned in broom sick.

 

4) Celia tried to fly to the coven meeting, but her broomstick broke, no worries, she witch-hiked with Sheila.

5) The other 12 witches asked Gladys why she put her broomstick in the washing machine. Gladys replied that she wanted a clean sweep.

 

6) Ivana kept on climbing up walls so now the other members of the coven call her 'Ivy'.

7) One day Astrid dropped off at the astrologer's, she wanted to know her horror-scope.

 

8) Leslie could not distinguish between Tiny Tina and a stag the coven were chasing. Betty said, 'It's easy, one is a haunted stag, the other is a stunted hag'.

9) Celia asked Edna why she carried a pencil sharpener. 'It's to keep my hat pointed', came the reply.

 

10) When Gladys went to the zoo she bought two tickets. Leslie asked 'Why?'. 'One to get, and one to get out replied Gladys'.

11) Astrid asked Ivy where she bought her garden furniture. 'At the Ideal Gnome' exhibition', came the reply.

 

12) When ever the coven have a brew up, they always drink their tea from a flying saucer.

13) What happened when the coven's darts team lost all their matches? They had a spell in the second division.

 

Tags: witches

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8th Mar 2012 The Eyes Of Love - A Short Story

A grandmother and a little girl whose face was sprinkled with bright red freckles spent the day at the zoo. The children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws. 

'You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!' a boy in the line cried.

Embarrassed, the little girl dropped her head. Her grandmother knelt down next to her. 'I love your freckles,' she said.

'Not me,' the girl replied. 

'Well, when I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,' she said, tracing her finger across the child's cheek. 'Freckles are beautiful!'
The girl looked up. 'Really?'

'Of course,' said the grandmother. 'Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles.'
 
The little girl peered into the old woman's smiling face. 'Wrinkles,' she answered softly.

Tags: wrinkles, freckles

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