Sunday, 13 November 2011

13th Nov 2011 The Biggest Anything ...

Nov 13B
Not sure whether the Guinness Book of Records has anything to do with it, but people would do just about anything these days to be known as the biggest, the smallest, the fattest, the thinnest, the tallest, the shortest ... anything. Some merits the attention, others just the wildest nonsense. No matter, people just want to get into that record book, even though it serves no purpose whatsoever. The following two though take some doing.
 
The Australian Gold Coin ~
 

Biggest CoinIt's the biggest and the most valuable solid gold coin in the world. On one side features the face of Queen Elizabeth, and on the reverse side the silhouette of a kangaroo. It has been presented a few days ago in Perth, Australia.
 
The gold in this coin is of 99,99 percent pure gold, worth of 55,7 million dollars. The measurement is: 80 centimetres diameter and 12 centimetres thick. The spokesman said that this gigantic sample is a magnificent icon of Australia and symbolizes one of the extraordinary achievements in the history of the House of Coins. There's only one problem he added: 'It's to heavy to carry it in a pocket.'
 
The World's Biggest Name ~
 

Biggest NameNot by merit but the biggest written name. Each of the 5 letters of the name measures 1 kilometre high, together it's 3 kilometre long, and it's seen by Satellite.
 

The name belongs to an Arab Sheik (how can it be anybody else?) Hamad bin Handan (just as well he didn't put his full name there to occupy half the world), a member of the Royal family of Abu Dhabi. He wished to immortalize his name on the sand of the desert in such a way that it can be seen even from outside of the earth. Said and done, it's in Al-Futasi, an island (in the inset photo) that he owns in the Persian Gulf.

The first 2 letters, 'H' and 'A', are sailable canals for recreation cruisers. The only name of a person readable via satellite.
 
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13th Nov 2011 Giggles - Tech Support Calls

Nov 13A
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one ...
 
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk ... sorry ...

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
 
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: (Speechless).

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
 
Prev: 13th Nov 2011 Funny Or Unsual House-Names 

13th Nov 2011 Funny Or Unsual House-Names

Nov 13
10 Funny or unusual house-names mostly Found in England ~
 
  1. 'Bogg View' has been seen; it is, apparently, opposite a public toilet
  2. 'Costa Plenty' can be viewed outside Beckenham, Kent, England
  3. 'Esso View' is opposite a petrol [gas] station in England
  4. There's a picturesque row of thatched cottages and the one on the end was called 'The Last Straw' (I love this one).
  5. 'Ersanmyne' is a house name outside Ferndown, Dorset, England
  6. Of course there are the old faithfuls: Dunroamin; Dunworkin; Dunwhining; Dunin; Dunkerrin; all over the UK and Ireland
  7. 'Hodge Podge Lodge' is in Glasgow, Scotland (My 2nd favourite).
  8. 'Badde Manors' (I am still trying to figure out what Badde means; unless it's misquoted for Barde, which is a piece of armour to protect or decorate ...)
  9. 'Windy Heights' was spotted in Somerset, England on a house at the top of a hill (My 3rd favourite).
  10. John and Maureen Franklin's home is named 'Moonraker' because they both originate from the county of Wiltshire, England
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