Poetic Justice
A man walks into a bar one day and asked,
"Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do." a hefty biker says, standing up and looking menacing. "What about it"
"Well, I think my Chihuahua just killed him ...."
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could you little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
Poetic justice too?
A
man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt
pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his
shirt pocket again and orders another.
The bartender is curious and asks him: "Every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"
"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket" the man says, "and when she starts to look good, I go home."
The miraculous conception?
A woman takes her 16 year old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's put on weight and is sick most mornings."
The
doctor gives Debbie an examination, then turns to the mother and says:
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant,
about 4 months, would be my guess."
"Pregnant?" the mother says, "She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?"
"No Mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The
doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. About 5
minutes passed and finally the mother says: "Is there something wrong
out there?"
"No,
not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And
there's no way I'm going to miss it!"
Learning Welsh
On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At
' Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwylllantysiliogogoch ' they
stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress,
"Before
we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Would you
kindly pronounce where we are, very, very slowly?"
The girl learned over and said, "Burrr ... Gurrr ... King"!!
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