Thursday, 9 June 2011

9th June 2011 Don't Move ... Don't Even Breathe ... Just Watch

Almost a miracle!
You would never have believed this is possible! Be patient, watch till the very end. You will be very glad you did. I held my breath till I thought I would explode!!





 
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9th June 2011 Have You Had Your Cow Yet?

June 09A
The modern habit or trend (laziness I call it) of abbreviating just about any names, terms or words, to such an extent that it becomes much more time wasting trying to guess what they actually mean or stand for. They are often shortened or transformed in such a way that's entirely unrecognisable.
 
There's a new one, no idea who started it but it has been used recently quite a lot: 'vaca' for 'vacacion' which is 'vacation'. So you can see it could be used in English too; might even be better and clearer as, 'vaca' in Spanish is a proper word in it's own right, meaning a cow.
 
Don't feel odd then when you are asked 'How did you enjoy your cow?' 'How many cows you had last year?' 'Does your company pay for your cow?' 'I had a real boring cow! What about yours?' 'Did you take your cow in a cruiser?' ... Confusing isn't it?uu
 
BTW, don't laf. Did u no I got hitched in a cow? lol!
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9th June 2011 Sarcastic Or Funny Opinions - Others' And Mine

June 09
~ When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.


~ Under socialism all will govern in turn and will soon become accustomed to no one governing.

 
~ It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.


~ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason~ Whoever said, It's not whether you win or lose that counts, probably lost.


~ The toughest thing about being a success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

 ~ Only what you can use up is wealth; the rest is legacy.
He who is not busy being born is busy dying.


~ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

 ~ My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock should find the time in my face. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
 
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