~ When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
~ Under socialism all will govern in turn and will soon become accustomed to no one governing.
~ It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.
~ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason~ Whoever said, It's not whether you win or lose that counts, probably lost.
~ The toughest thing about being a success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
~ Only what you can use up is wealth; the rest is legacy.
He who is not busy being born is busy dying.
~ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
~ My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock should find the time in my face. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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