Q: Why do trains never run on time?
A: Because they run on rails.
Q: How can you tell when an old engine is angry?
A: When it gets all steamed up.
Q: How does a fast train speak?
A: It expresses itself.
Q: What goes with a train, comes with a train; the train doesn't need it, but can't go without it?
A: Noise.
Q: Do you think trains are contented with their way of life?
A: Yes, they never try to rise above their station.
Q: What goes whistling up the aisle at a wedding?
A: The bride's train.
Q: What does the station master do?
A: Reading between the the lines.
Q: What is the difference between a train and an Atlantic rower?
A: One goes on the rails, and the other rows in the gales.
Q: What motive did the inventor of railways have?
A: A locomotive.
Q: What's this - only 2 backbones, but a thousand ribs?
A: Railway track.
Q: What runs all the way from Carlisle to London without moving?
A: A railway line.
Q: At which station can you use the lavatory, when the train is standing still?
A: Waterloo.
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