Monday, 4 June 2012
4th June 2012 Old Timers' Views On Computing
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
Firefox has found your file and is attempting to retrieve it. 
4th June 2012 Dieting Is A Weight Of Life
** So Hungry I could Eat the Plate ~
Chen
Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor living in Taipei, Taiwan has
perfected an edible plate. It is made from wheat grain, and he plans to
mass-produce it with other edible crockery including cups, bowls and
food containers.
He
argues that hungry diners, tempted to lick a plate after a delicious
meal, can now go a step further and demolish the whole lot.
Sadly, it have been discovered, that the plates have the taste of unsalted popcorn - not exactly an exciting culinary delight. In his favour Chen says the crockery can be boiled and will provide a nutritious meal for your pet. Lovely.
Sadly, it have been discovered, that the plates have the taste of unsalted popcorn - not exactly an exciting culinary delight. In his favour Chen says the crockery can be boiled and will provide a nutritious meal for your pet. Lovely.
** One liners on diet ~
1) It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
2) The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
3) The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
4) An excellent way to lose weight is by skipping ... snacks and desserts.
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