Wisdom Of The Aged

My granddaughter asked me what it's like being old?

 

So I told her:

Put cotton wool in your ears

and pebbles in your shoes,

Pull on rubber gloves.

Smear Vaseline on your glasses.

 

And there you have it,

Instant Old Age"

 

"I don't like to be the one to tell you this Sadie, but there's a rumour going around that your husband Max is chasing women. And him over 8o!"

"Yeah! he is 82, So what? Let him chase girls. Dogs chase cars but when they catch one, can they drive it?"

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