Stirring & Sarcastic Maybe ...

You might find one or more of these sayings will strike a chord. At least a few will keep ricocheting around the brain.

** Never judge a book by its movie.

** Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's might shorten it.

** A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. - George Bernard Shaw

** If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.

** She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

** My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. - Rodney Dangerfield

** Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

** I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

** People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness. - Heather Armstrong

** Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ** In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.

** Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

** The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

** It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

** Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

** Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."

** The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan

** There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

** Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

** There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. - Salvador Dali

** If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a empty desk?"

** The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson

 

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