What do you get if ~
** What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
A brick layer!
** What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
Big holes all over Australia!
** What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
** What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
A rash of good luck.
Pay Rise ~
One Wednesday Martin demanded of his boss,
"I must have a pay rise. You should realise there are three other companies after me."
"Really?" replied Martin's boss, "And who might these companies be?"
"Southern Electricity, British Gas and British Telecom," answered Martin.
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