** Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
** Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
** A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
** A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
** Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
** Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
** Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
** What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
** A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
** "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
** Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Ermentrude, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Ermentrude.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
** The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
** I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
** I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
** Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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