Newspapers
are full of contact ads. daily, occupying more pages than the
classified ads. about property renting or sales, jobs sought or offered,
2nd hand cars or dishwashers, or personal contacts. People are social
creatures and life is a series of continuous contacts of one kind or
another.
Nowadays, 'contact' appears in Ads might mean massages, the body contact. The real and professional masseurs or masseuses, the body contacts with clients are under medical prescription.
Of
course in abundance are the other kind which announces that the massage
is done by Janet, a young and beautiful Russian blonde or Maria, the
sexy Spanish brunette. It should be easily identified when a massage is
efficient by the colour of the hair or the age or the nationality.
More curious and most eye-catching is a brand new one advertised the
last couple of days in a Spanish paper; the ad. says: 'Get to work,
formation courses for professional prostitution'!!!
It's
quite true that there are a lot of unemployment everywhere these days ,
and Spain is almost the worst affected. Many people try to 'recycle'
themselves (as they say) to work in whatever field they could get into.
This course costs 100 € and lasts a week. The themes set out seem to be
quite serious: History of prostitution, valid legal registration, and
economic analysis of this activity in Spain. With this preparation, the
students can begin their actual practice, which consists of lessons of
basic sexual postures, positions, Kamasutra techniques ... The
organization also promises a sure work post. How can a desperate
unemployed person with a family to feed bypasses the offer?
I
can understand the scandalized reaction (for a start, if all fails, the
organization has got 100 € from everyone way ahead of any positive or
negative result). Soon there will be courses for economic corruption;
for that naturally, there won't be any publicity.
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