An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
"Here is your ocean-side condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't insisted on all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
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