New Shop ~
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, 'I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, press his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious old gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, 'what are you selling here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, 'You must be doing well. Only 2 left.'
New Teeth ~
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The 1st Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, he talks for 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains that the 1st Sunday his gums hurt so badly he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday his gums still hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But the 3rd Sunday, by mistake, he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't shut up ...
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