Bob gets a call from his doctor with
the results of his blood test.
"I've got bad news and worse news,"
"I've got bad news and worse news,"
says the doctor.
"The bad news is that you've
"The bad news is that you've
only got 24 hours to live."
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible,
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible,
how can it get any worse than that?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
Two old guys wonder if there's baseball in
Heaven, and promise each other that the first
to die will somehow let the other know. A week
later one of them dies. And a week after that,
Heaven, and promise each other that the first
to die will somehow let the other know. A week
later one of them dies. And a week after that,
his friend recognizes his voice
coming from the clouds.
"Joe, I've got some good news and some
bad news," the disembodied voice reports.
"The good news is that there is a baseball team
in Heaven'. The bad news is that ...
"Joe, I've got some good news and some
bad news," the disembodied voice reports.
"The good news is that there is a baseball team
in Heaven'. The bad news is that ...
you're pitching on Friday.
A man with a worried look on his face ran into
a clinic and asked the doctor if he knew a way
to stop the hiccups. Without any warning, the
Doctor slapped him in the face.
Amazed and angry, the young man demanded the doctor to explain his unusual behavior.
a clinic and asked the doctor if he knew a way
to stop the hiccups. Without any warning, the
Doctor slapped him in the face.
Amazed and angry, the young man demanded the doctor to explain his unusual behavior.
"Well," said the doctor,
"You don't have the hiccups now, do you?"
"No," answered the young man, but my
wife out in the car still does!"
"You don't have the hiccups now, do you?"
"No," answered the young man, but my
wife out in the car still does!"
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