A Blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital
and asked to see the 'upturn.'
and asked to see the 'upturn.'
"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl.
"I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination', " the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I am sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied impatiently:
"Upturn, intern; contamination, examination;
fraternity, maternity ... What's the difference?
All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."
Tags: Inturn,Upturn
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