* How can you close an envelop under water?
With a seal.
* Will your watch stop if it hits the floor?
Well, it wouldn't keep going, would it?
* What happens when you drive like lightning?
You strike trees.
* Why couldn't the church-tower keep a secret?
Because the bell always tolled.
* Why do we never have a moment to call our own?
Because the minutes are not hours.
* When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
* What has been since the world began, and yet it's only one month old?
The moon.
* Why are wet pavements like music?
Because if you don't C-sharp, you will B-flat.
* Why is it hard to start a cricket game in the afternoon?
Because the bats like to sleep in the daytime.
* Why is a theatre such a sad place?
Because the seats are in tiers.
* What men are very strong?
Photographers. They are always developing.
* What are the largest ants?
Gi-ants.
* Why is hard to pull out a rotten tooth?
Because of the gravity of the cavity.
* When does a cook not prepare a square meal?
When she wants it go go round.
* If cheese comes after dinner, what comes after cheese?
A mouse.
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