5th Feb 2009 Mae West - Witty And Naughty

Mae West, one of the most famous and notorious Hollywood SexBombs, was way ahead of her time and well before our time. Wise, witty and highly intelligent, what she said, frivolous maybe, is timeless, still modern today as during her era. The following would certainly serve as a healthy dose of laughter but, if you take all as guideline for your lifestyle, you might get into more trouble than you can handle ..... Be warned!

• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
• It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
• It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. 
• Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings. 
• When women go wrong, men go right after them. 
• When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
• It is better to be looked over than overlooked. 
• There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
• I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
• Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
• A man's kiss is his signature.
• A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. 
• An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. 
• Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. 
• Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. 
• Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. 
• Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. 
• He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
• His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. 
• I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you. 
• I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
• I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
• I speak two languages, Body and English.
• I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
• I've been in more laps than a napkin.
• It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
• It takes two to get one in trouble.
• Look your best - who said love is blind?
• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
• Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
• Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
• Sex is emotion in motion.
• Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
• The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.