A squatter is completing his sentence of 'home arrest' in the house where he had been living illegally. - El Punt
~ Exactly where he wants to be!
A priest was thrown out of the church, after he repeated what he said recently, calling the Government of ex-president of Spain Nazi . - El Mundo
~ Mind you tongue, especially if you are a priest.
A new policeman took prostitutes to their work in the official police car. - El Mundopro
~ No doubt he belongs to the group that supports legalizing prostitution.
Two robbers of a bank were detained after they bragged about it in Facebook. - Europapress.es
~ Now Facebook can really boast about being the source of information.
Vila-Real opens a library without books. - La Provincias
~ As long as they pay the rent and taxes.
A man stole a motor-saw and kept it under his short pants. - Lainformacion.com
~ That's what I would call a brave man.
Ziggy Marley proposes clothing of marijuana and creates a Superhero 'Marihuanaman'. - Diariocanarias.es
~ He can argue that Batman are not really Bats.
A young woman prisoner for homicide was crowned 'Miss Penetenciary of Pernambuco'. - Es.noticias.yahoo.com
~ Beautiful enough to kill?
The Town Hall of Valencia has cut back the sandwiches for blood-doners. - Levante
~ Around where I live, they don't even give you a cup of coffee, but ask you to sit still for 15 minutes before you leave. Is that supposed to be the time required to recover the amount of blood lost?
Surgeons transplanted on a man a left foot onto his right leg. - Diario de Noticias
~ Now he has to remember always start off walking on the opposite direction.
In Brazil, a bride was kidnapped at the door of the church, but had returned and succeeded completing the marriage ceremony. - noticias.terra.com
~ She might one day wish she had missed the marriage ceremony.
The trend of tattooing Parot-Fish has extended to China. - La Voz de Galicia
~ Which idiot stated such an absurd trend?
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