- A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.-Oscar Wilde
- Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind.
- It is not death that alarms me, but dying.
- Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared to life with aperson one hates.
- England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh
- You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.
- I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
- Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
- If your parents never had children, chances are ... neither will you.
- Here lies an Atheist: All dressed up and no place to go. - Epitaph
- Every man over forty is responsible for his face. - Abraham Lincoln
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- I know that's a secret, for it's whispered everywhere.
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
- Reading the epitaphs, it seems our only salvation lies in resurrecting the dead and burying the living!
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