- There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.
- Every time I appoint someone to a vacant position, I make a hundred unhappy and one ungrateful. - Louis XIV
- Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
- I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. - Woody Allen
- Know thyself? If I knew myself I would run away.
- One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on.
- A sign of celebrity is often that their name is worth more than their services.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
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