Friday, 24 June 2011

24th June 2011 Sarcastic Wisdom & Funny Observations

June 24B
  • There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.
  • Every time I appoint someone to a vacant position, I make a hundred unhappy and one ungrateful. - Louis XIV
  • Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
  • I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. - Woody Allen
  • Know thyself? If I knew myself I would run away.
  • One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on.
  • A sign of celebrity is often that their name is worth more than their services.
  • The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
  • The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
  • Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

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