30th June 2011 The Only Way To Keep Healthy Is To Eat What You Don't Want ...
- 'What you call a dog with no legs? 'Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.'
- 'What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?' 'I don't know and I don't care.'
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- We girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
- If love is blind, why is sexy lingerie so popular?
- The only way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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