Thursday, 30 June 2011

30th June 2011 The Only Way To Keep Healthy Is To Eat What You Don't Want ...

June 30A
  • 'What you call a dog with no legs? 'Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.'
  • 'What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?' 'I don't know and I don't care.' 
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • We girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  • I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
  • Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
  • If love is blind, why is sexy lingerie so popular?
  • The only way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
  • In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
 
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