* A man is in prison for not having shown up in court as summoned for being in prison, for not showing up in another court case. - El Mundo
~ I had to read it a 2nd time too.
* A mare destroyed a man's face when he tried to abuse her sexually. - elameria.es
~ Serves him right.
* A man's arm was amputated in a kitchen accident; the police put his extremity in a casserole to the hospital. -El Mundo
~ Hope it doesn't end up in the kitchen of the hospital.
* Mariah Carey might be quite sane, but she had to take her dogs to the psychiatrist. - ABC
~ I think she might as well check herself out seeing she is there already.
* A 50 years old mother, addicted to esthetic surgery herself, gave breast implant to her daughter as her 7th birthday present. The little girl was said to be delighted. - Lasextanoticias.com
~ The mother definitely needs to see a psychiatrist. The poor girl might develop totally unrealistic outlook on life and suffer from it through no fault of her own.
* A worried citizen obliged the Leicester Town Hall (England) to admit not ready for the attack of Zombis. - Bbc.co.UK
~ Is the world going mad?
* A woman suffers cataplexy (sleep paralysis). If she laughs, she falls asleep. - Meneame.net
~ Sure complicates life!
* A catholic school prohibits the use of the word Rainbow, considering it as symbol of Gay Pride. - ABC
~ Yes, the world is Mad.
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