Thursday, 11 August 2011

11th Aug 2011 Knowledge Gained From Watching Movies 2

Aug 11
Following my post yesterday about common scenes in movies, but most unlikely not to say totally impossible to happen in real life; here are some more screen fantasies: - 
 
  • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving, or after night-long romantic tumble.
  • Large, loft-style apartments in New York City (or Paris) are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.
  • If staying in a haunted house, women will investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
  • Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
  • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
  • Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
  • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
  • If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
  • When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
  • Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe 
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