* What country makes you shiver?
Chile.
Chile.
* What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
I think I'm coming down with something!
* What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
I find you very attractive.
* What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
The same thing Arkansas.
* What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
Her New Jersey.
* What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
It's time to go to sweep.
* What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
Don't move, I've got you covered.
* What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
They cell it.
* What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
Seven months old.
* What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Dead.
* What do giraffes have that no other animals have?
Little giraffes.
* Have you ever seen anyone opening a tin by just staring at it?
Yes. It was an eye-opener.
* Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
A horse.
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