* I'm not 80 - I'm merely 28 with 52 years' experience.
* Growing old is like being penalised for a crime you haven't committed.
* I don't drink any more, I can get the same feeling from standing up quickly.'
* Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough. ~ Groucho Marx
* The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. ~ George Foreman
* There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. ~ Peter F. Drucker
* I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~ Danny McGoorty, Irish Pool Player
* During a tour in South Wales, UK, playing to the former mining communities with enormous success. Dame Sybil Thorndike found herself at a reception at a place called Tenby in Dyfed, Wales.
She was introduced to the assembly as the guest of honour by a rather senile vicar who said, ' I am delighted to have the pleasure of welcoming to our town Dame Sybil, a famous member of the oldest profession in the world.'
* When WC Fields, the actor, was in his dotage he was seen to be reading the Bible by a close friend who demanded to know what he was looking for.
'Loopholes, dear boy, loopholes,' murmured Fields. (This is absolutely true!)
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