25th Aug 2011 Mental Health - Jokes & Truths
- There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant
- Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. - Robertson Davies
- I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. - Mary Chase
- Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. - Henrik Tikkanen
- Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
- If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. -Jimmy Buffett
- Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad. - Diogenes the Cynic
- I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.' - Umberto Eco
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- One out of four people in this country is Mentally Unbalanced. - Ann Lande
- When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
- Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. - Nora Ephron
- Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. - Edgard Varese
- I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis
- When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. - Hermann Hesse
- My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
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