30th Aug 2011 Old Folks' Wisdom On Walking & Exercise
- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
- I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing ...
- I joined a health club last year, spent about 250 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there everyday!
- Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
- The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say: 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
- I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years ... just getting over the hill.
- Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave, I look just fine!
- We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
- A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
Prev: 30th Aug 2011 Lost In Thought ... Ducks & Chickens
No comments:
Post a Comment