Saturday, 3 September 2011

3rd Sept 2011 More Chinese Proverbs & Silly 's and A's

Sept 03B
Chinese Proverbs ~
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • A life with love is happy; a life for love is foolish.
  • War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  • A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
  • Three humble shoemakers brainstorming make a great statesman.
  • Visiting monks give better sermons.
  • He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
  • An ambitious horse will never return to its old stable.
  • A conversation with a wise person is worth of ten years' study of books.
Q's & A's ~

* How did an embarrassed panda get mistaken for a newspaper?
They are both black and white, and red all over!
* What's purple, 10,000 km long and 12m high?
The grape wall of China.
* Where can you always find a tiger's head?
Four foot from his tail.
* How much does a Chinese restaurant weigh?
Won Ton
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