*** Old Timer's Views on Computing ***
- Memory was something you lost with age
- An application was for employment
- A program was a TV show
- A cursor used profanity
- A keyboard was a piano
- A web was a spider's home
- A virus was the flu
- A hard drive was a long trip on the road
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
*** But, You Are Never Too Late To Learn ...
An old man has recently started a course called 'Computers for the Terrified.' He's nearly eighty and, although used to be an engineer within the British Royal Airforce, he is completely stuck when it comes to computers.
He came back from his first evening at this course. When asked by his grandson how it had gone, he replied, 'Yes, it was really good. I really enjoyed it, but I really couldn't get to grips with my mole.'
His grandson stopped for a second, completely puzzled, until he realised he was talking about the mouse.
*** Problem With Printer & Mouse ...
Dear IT Department,
My printer has suddenly stopped working.
My printer has suddenly stopped working.
'What error message did you get?'
'No Error message my mouse is stuck.'
'No Error message my mouse is stuck.'
'If you mouse is stuck, that should not effect the the printer!'
'Just a minute, I will send you a picture with my digital camera.'
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