You don't have to be a Catholic to enjoy this little story.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk saw him collapsed on the floor and immediately called Emergency. The paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk saw him collapsed on the floor and immediately called Emergency. The paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital where he was taken into. A nun was sitting near his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
'Do you have health insurance? She asked.
'No, no health insurance.' He answered in a raspy voice.
'Do you have money in the bank?' The nun asked again.
'No money in the bank.' He replied.'
'Do you have a relative who could help with the payment?' said the slightly irritated nun.
'I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.'
The nun became a bit agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters. They are married to God.'
'Perfect!' Said the happy patient. 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law'.
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