Edinburgh 2011 Joke Results ~
Comedian Nick Helm has won an award for the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. The up-and-coming funny man was given the prize by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel put a selection of their favourites to a public vote.
He won for the joke: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
The Rest of the Top Ten Festival Funnies ~
- Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
- Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
- Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car..."
- Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
- Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
- Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
- Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
- DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."
** Sorry, I couldn't find the 10th joke!
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