18th Nov 2011 Analysis Of Cats
Analysis Of Cats ~
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
- Cats
are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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