Monday, 28 November 2011

28th Nov 2011 Funnies From Small Ads. Column

Nov 28A
  • Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
  • A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
  • Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
  • Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home.
  • Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
  • Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  • For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
  • Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
  • For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
  • Great Dames for sale.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
  • If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
  • Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
  • Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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