** If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
** Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
** Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
** Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
** On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
** Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
** If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. - Hungarian proverb
** If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
** You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
** Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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