4th Nov 2011 Some More Fun With Cats

** Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.

'Oh darling, did you see that one?' one of the felines opines. 'I wouldn't mind sharing a dead mouse with him.'

'Forget about him,' her friend tells her. 'I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation.'

** A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening.

The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements.'

'Q's & A's About Cats ~

** What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.

** Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

** What is a cat's way of keeping law and order?
Claw Enforcement.

** What is the name of the unauthorised autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.

** What is a moggy's favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!

** What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.

** What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

** How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

** What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

** Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.

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