- Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
- If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
- Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
- Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
- When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. - They know me here.
- Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
- Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
- Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
- If it has Tyres or Testicles - it's going to give you trouble.
- By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
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