31st Jan 2012 What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. 

I have to say that the whole principle of assigning letters and therefore words a number, is ripe for modification. Have fun making up your own words and giving them values.

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Prev: 31st Jan 2012 Chocolate Test For Your Age

31st Jan 2012 Chocolate Test For Your Age

Test Your Age Using Chocolate Maths

This math test won't take long. It's designed for 2012

Start the Chocolate Test

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. More than once but less than 10 times.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
(Click Start button, run, calc.)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ... If you haven't had a birthday, add 1761.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number now.

The first digit of this was your original number. This is the number of times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are:

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Tags: math, age, chocolate

Prev: 30th Jan 2012 Size Matters Not; Skill Does

30th Jan 2012 Size Matters Not; Skill Does

I caught part of the weekday morning programme 'Breakfast' on BBC, my favourite and a routine part of my daily ritual, while I sip my first cup of coffee of the day. I was a little late turning on the TV this morning and what I immediately heard was the host saying '... size doesn't matter at all as skill overcomes everything, and women are definitely better than men ...' and that was said by the male presenter. I stopped half way my walk towards the kitchen to make the coffee and returned to the bedroom, to find that what they were talking about were driving skills, specifically in parking a car.

In fact they have organised a competition, or something of the sort, to settle the perennial question of whether men or women are better doing certain common daily tasks. Women have been for long ridiculed as hopeless drivers. Whenever there's traffic problems it's always supposedly caused by women drivers, while men are being laughed at as useless cooks & cry-babies when they are ever so slightly injured or with just a common headache.

 

Interesting to find men, those in the programme today anyway, agree that women are in fact better and faster parking a large car in a small & awkward corner of a car-park. They put it down to men's lack of patience. Since I found there was nothing for me to learn, I went back to making my coffee.

 

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Prev: 30th Jan 2012 Long Live Art & Architecture

30th Jan 2012 Long Live Art & Architecture

No doubt we all know about Brad Pitt, and what he had declared more than once or twice: 'Acting is my profession, architecture my passion.' He has demonstrated his creative talent building luxurious houses as well as other philanthropic cheap ones to reconstruct New Orleans. Julian Schnabel, the well known painter too has created with his gifted interior architecture the Palazzo Chupi in New York.

But there's another example that draws more attention. David lynch, the famous movie maker, has designed, in Paris, The Club of Silence, name taken from the cabaret in his film 'Mulholand Drive'. Design and architecture are both an important part of his life, manifested in constructing a movie: first the idea, fall in love with it, nurture it then populate it; bring it to life, visual, auditory and tangible without distorting it. Making a movie is similar, in his opinion, as architecture, creatures of 2 or 3 dimensions; whatever the ways and means, both are the realization of an idea, creating space, forms and shapes from nothing. The most important part is the end of the construction, to be used and enjoyed by people.

Reality though can sometimes be quite different. How many sick and dead buildings many people have no choice but live in? How many rubbishy films the industry keep turning out? Luckily, some of them, suddenly there or been there for decades or centuries which are alive, well, pleasing and touching our hearts and souls.

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Prev: 29th Jan 2012 Old Friends

29th Jan 2012 Beautiful Birds

Very beautiful birds you seldom see.
There's no colour made by man that was not made by God first.

29th Jan 2012 Old Friends

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.

Observations on Growing Older ** Going Out is good ... Coming Home is better! ** You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!! ** You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ... Especially Golf. ** The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. ** You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep". ** You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch ... ** You tend to use more 4 letter words ..... "what?"..."when?"... ??? ** Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ** You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"!!! ** What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ** Everybody Whispers. ** You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear. ** But Old is good in some things: Old wine, Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!! It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived! Be Happy, And Share It With Your Old Friends.

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Prev: 29th Jan 2012 Mule Trading

29th Jan 2012 Mule Trading

Curtis and Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily: 'Mule for sale'.

They bought it for $100, and the farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. When he showed up the following day, he said 'Sorry, fellows, I have bad news. The mule died last night.'

Curtis & Leroy replied, 'Well then, just give us our money back.'

The farmer said 'Sorry, I can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

They said, 'Ok then, just bring us the dead mule.'

The farmer asked, 'What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?'

Curtis said, 'We gonna raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead mule!!'

Leroy said, 'We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!'

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked:

'What'd you fellers ever do with the dead mule?'

They said' 'We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do ... 'Shucks, we sold 500 tickets for $2 apiece and made a profit of $998.'

The farmer said, 'My Lord, didn't anyone complain?'

Curtis said, 'Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his 2 dollars back.'

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government!!! They are overseeing all the bailout and stimulus programmes.

Moral of the story: Limit all US politicians to 2 Terms.

One in office ... One in prison

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Prev: 29th Jan 2012 Eternal Rest With Footballers

29th Jan 2012 Eternal Rest With Footballers

Now one can die happy if not exactly rest in peace. Pretty soon, the football fans of FC Barcelona can be buried in Camp Nou, well, not really 'buried' in the literal sense. The club is building a sepulchre or commonly known as cemetery with niches, or burial vault referring to the fancy ones. It will have space for 20,000 earns containing ashes of ex-footballers and aficionados who, during life, had specifically expressed their wish to spend their eternity on the grassy land where their idols had run & tumbled.

Imagine it becoming a centre for pilgrimage for the families, filing in there on All Saints' Day, carrying flowers and blue & scarlet coloured flags, insignia of the football club. When the cemetery completes, it will be more than certain than ever that football is a religion of the people, for most Spanish certainly, and the stadiums the temples where footballers and trainers are saints, and where fans show their reverence and devotions with stampedes and all sorts of rituals or ceremonies. Very strong competitor for the traditional cemeteries.

 

If the example extends, soon enough we might also see such columbariums in the houses where the contemporary divinities lived, like Michael Jackson, or Kim Schmitz, founder of Megaupload and proprietor of a collection of cars, amongst them a Rolls Royce. Was it pure coincidence that his Roller displays the matriculated plate: ' God '?

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Prev: 28th Jan 2012 News Tip-Bit: T-10 & T-11

28th Jan 2012 News Tip-Bit: T-10 & T-11

Not sure how other European countries cope with the seeming long and ongoing economic crisis but in Spain, it's just about everywhere you look and everything you see, read or talk about are to do with this theme. Apart from the hundred and one ways proposed, advised or suggested, the following is one I think is quite a sensible idea to put into practice, especially if you are a tourist.

There's transport ticket for bus, tram & metro in Barcelona called the T-10, for €9,25 (normal one way fare is €2,00) which entitles you for 10 journeys on the city transport system in any direction, and is valid indefinitely within a given year.

 

Today, somebody suggested, that if you find you have done your last journey and there's another one or two left on your ticket, just leave it somewhere easily visible, to benefit somebody else, baptising this a T-11. A good turn that costs you nothing. Great idea! 

 

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Prev: 28th Jan 2012 Learning To Be Alone

28th Jan 2012 Learning To Be Alone

During an interview, a Spanish actress suggested that there should exist within the educational system a class of solitude. To learn to cope with solitude, or even to value and enjoy it. It might at first sound strange, but I think it's rather an intelligent idea.

I am not sure whether is viable to establish such a class as part of the elemental education, but I feel that children and teens ought to learn to be comfortable alone as well as being sociable, a fundamental and excellent formation.

 

Excepting few problematic cases of isolation, most youngsters are, by definition, sociable, communicative, easily establish relationship with companions, and have tendency to the formation of groups. All that is evidently positive and an instinct of the human species. Unlike animals; some enjoy living in groups, others choose solitary existence.

Most modern day adolescents don't seem able to be solitary, maybe don't even know how, much less enjoy it. They want to be popular, defined by the number of 'friends' they have, they want to be constantly communicating even there's nothing new to communicate, they want to belong to a group or several, whatever they are ...

 

I think certain doses of silence and solitude are necessary and beneficial, not to say indispensable, for personal growth and reflection, time and space to pursue one's own ideal, hobbies, goals. Only when there are hollows and gaps to fill, can one strive and advance.

 

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Prev: 27th Jan 2012 New Zealanders' Idea Of A Perfect Woman

27th Jan 2012 New Zealanders' Idea Of A Perfect Woman

These examples of "How to speak New Zealand" were sent by someone who emigrated to New Zealand from England a while ago.

What helped me to understand New Zealand language, was to read each item out loud:

 

Peck - to fill a suitcase

Min - male of the species

Milburn - capital of Victoria

Pigs - for hanging out washing with

Pug - large animal with a curly tail

Nin tin dough - computer game

Munner stroney - soup

Mess Kara - eye makeup

McKennock - person who fixes cars

Mere - Mayor

Leather - foam produced from soap

Lift - departed

Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman.

 

** Perfect Woman Competition in New Zealand **

 

The owner of a bar in Wanaka is holding a competition to find the 'perfect woman', The prize is $NZ1,000 and tickets for a rugby game. Amongst the tasks the aspirants will be expected to undertake are:

* Back a trailer load of hay

* Change a car tyre

* Clear a pool table

* Darn a sock

* Lift a ram into shearing position

As reported in the Sun newspaper in Australia!

 

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Prev: 27th Jan 2012 Unusal, Strange Or Amusing Collections

27th Jan 2012 Unusual, Strange Or Amusing Collections

Many people hoard old, odd, used or useless possessions. Some of these people collect anthologies; compile lists; stockpile belongings; or just simply collect articles. We all know philatelists [stamp collectors] or friends who collect such items as bottle caps [tops]. I have set out to find out some of the stranger, perhaps trivial and often amusing items that are collected throughout the world.

Barbed Wire

A man called Jesse S. James, from Maywood California; USA has collected since 1957 barbed wire. He displays his specimens on panels, has catalogued them and even written a book about them. It is a collector’s item itself but I am led to believe it is out of print.

Oil Rags

Even stranger is Ed Haberman of Tama, Iowa; USA who collects used oil rags. He has done this since the 1950’s and has a collection totaling more than 13,000, which he has washed and stored carefully in his home. Sad to report his love of oily rags is not shared by Mrs Haberman. Are you surprised?

Banana Labels

Becky Martz collect ... wait for it, banana and asparagus labels and broccoli bands. She has over 5000 banana labels.

Tea Bags

Marcelo Strauch from Buenos Aires, Argentina has a vast collection of tea bags from all over the world.

Rum Bottles

Petr Hlousek from the Czech Republic collects labels from rum bottles and he has amassed 6383 labels from 97 different countries. Fascinatingly he has 304 unopened bottles and I am thinking of going to visit him.

Clothes Mangles

In the 1940’s and 50’s some women used a mangle for wringing out wet clothing after washing. Amazingly, there’s a man in Adelaide, Australia who has a collection of these mangles, some of which date back to the 1800’s.

Shaving Mugs

A barber of 30 years standing, Alan Moore, has a superb collection of shaving mugs in his shop in West Street, Portchester.

Nails

Mr Frank C. Horwath who hails from Joliet, Illinois; USA has a collection of nails which he has amassed since he was 14 years old. He reputedly has more than 15,000 of all varieties from over 40 different countries. He has a rare nail from the Islamic shrine the Dome of the Rock and another from the home of W. Ellery who signed the Declaration of Independence.

Dreams - This to me is the most interesting

Elizabeth Lowe, Middleton, Wisconsin; USA collects dreams … yes, dreams. Apparently each of us dreams some 1500 dreams each year so the fact that someone is assembling a collection should not be a surprise. Ms Lowe has a collection of some 2,500 dreams, which she has collected over 16 years. One of Lowe's favourite recurring dreams is her own. In it a miniature elephant in her bathtub making a glorious mess. My recurring nightmare, as a teenager, was forever falling down from long flights of stairs or into a bottomless pit. Phew!

Toothpaste

The world record for a collection of tubes of toothpaste is shared between Carsten Gutzeit from Germany and Val Kolpakov, Davenport, USA. Both have over 1000 toothpastes from some 60 countries. Strange flavours include: dry champagne and whiskey.

Tags: oddcollections

Prev: 27th Some Chinese Proverbs

27th Jan 2012 Some Chinese Proverbs

 

Layered Chinese Proverbs ~

Chinese proverbs are "layered". The superficial message becomes apparent immediately. But as one re-reads, one discovers deeper meaning. The examples here may help to explain why Chinese philosophers are seen as a source of great wisdom.

• A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
• An ant may well destroy a whole dam.
• Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
• Behind an able man there are always other able men.
• Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
• A book holds a house of gold.
• A clear conscience never fears midnight knocking.
• A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
• Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways.
• A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
• A dog won't forsake his master because of his poverty; a son never deserts his mother for her homely appearance.
• Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.

 

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Prev: 26th Jan 2012 Hourglass Egg In The Year Of The Dragon

The egg that made news in China ~

A hen in China has produced a soft-shelled egg in the shape of a figure eight or hour-glass. A photograph was taken to record this strange phenomena:

Mrs Dong, of Shijiazhuang, northern China's Hebei province, first suspected something unusual when she heard the hen making strange noises one night. 'I had never heard anything like it before. When I approached she stopped making the noise but as soon as I left she started again,' she said. 'The next morning, I was so surprised to find the weird-shaped egg in the hen's cage.'

Mrs Dong has decided not to sell or eat the egg but is keeping it, preserved in a box, because it is so unusual.

Professor Wu Yuefeng of Hebei University's Life Science department, commented 'It's very rare to see such a weird-shaped egg. This will be the result of a lack of calcium in the hen's diet which has prevented it from creating a hard shell.

Legend of the Chinese Dragon ~

The farther dragons travel from their home in China, the more toes they lose. Fortunately, Will and Guy have discovered, when wandering dragons return home to China, all their missing toes grow back. Since most dragons would prefer to keep all their toes, all the time, few dragons ever wander very far from home.

In addition to China, Korea and Japan use dragons in their art. Fortunately, it's easy to tell the difference: just count the dragon's toes.

1. Chinese dragons have five toes.
2. Korean dragons have four toes.
3. Japanese dragons have three toes.

 

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Prev: 26th Jan 2012 Irish Wedding

26th Jan 2012 Irish Wedding

An Irish Wedding

At the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, 'Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.' 

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Prev: 26th Jan 2012 To Google Or Not To Google?

26th Jan 2012 To Google Or Not To Google?

On the same day when United Europe proposed to a reform of their laws to guarantee the privacy of Internet users, Google took a stride exactly to the opposite direction. The Giant of the Net announced yesterday a change of their politic regarding privacy, permitting tracking the trails and preferences of their users in more than 60 of their web sites, from their Search to Gmail to You Tube. The objective of the company is to be able to exploit the findings for their publicity clients, being able to offer the advertisers more exact information of users' preferences and tastes, the key point of any successful business.

Essentially, what Google will do is to integrate all the information collected from their different sites, be it when a user activates his Android phone, enters the page of email, or keys in certain term on the Search. According to Google, the changes will not apply until the 1st of march and, till then, those who don't agree with the new policy re. security of privacy, are invited to terminate their connection with the company. In other words, take it or leave it.

The only Google programmes not included in the new policy are: Google Books, Google Wallet & Google Chrome, governed by contracts of varied privacy different from the rest of the group. While many users feel concerned about their interests being exploited commercially, Google defends the changes as a positive step to improve and enrich the experiences of the users.

For instance, if someone put forth the word Jaguar in the Search, Google will offer more references to define whether you are looking for info. about an animal or a car. I am quite certain that the user hardly gets too upset over the confusion of that, but what he does in his free time, or where he keeps the family treasure, or with whom he commits adultery ...

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Prev: 25th Jan 2012 A Robot's Journey To The Interior Of Guernica

25th Jan 2012 A Robot's Journey To The Interior Of Guernica

Most of us are familiar with Pablo Picasso's painting Guernica, which shows the tragedies of war and the suffering it inflicts upon individuals, particularly innocent civilians. This work has gained a monumental status, becoming a perpetual reminder of the tragedies of war, an anti-war symbol, and an embodiment of peace. On completion Guernica was displayed around the world in a brief tour, becoming famous and widely acclaimed.

Now, a robot has entered right inside the entrails of this painting, to analyse and complete the most thorough & comprehensive study done so far, coinciding with it's 75th years of existence since he painted it in 1937 during the Spanish Civil War.

With the name 'Travel to the interior of Guernica', the project was patronized by the Telefonica Foundation, permitting the most accurate and precise information of this unique painting, penetrating the several different layers of the picture to create the finished effect, and discover aspects never known till now re. it's gestation, process of the growth, materials used, technique and state of conservation.

 

It's art lovers' dream of rare and most interesting information to date on Picasso the artist, and one of his most world known work.

 

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Prev: 24th Jan 2012 Lexifiles Or Lexiphiles

24th Jan 2012 Lexifiles Or Lexiphiles

LEXIFILES, LEXIPHILES Or WORDPLAYS ~

• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
• The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
• The batteries were given out free of charge.
• A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
• A will is a dead giveaway.
• If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A flat miner.
• You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
• Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
• In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
• He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
• When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
• Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Tags: lexifiles, wordplay

Prev: 24th Jan 2012 The Funny Old Pub Names & Signs

24th Jan 2012 Funny Old Pub Names & Signs

I am very fond of British pubs, especially those very old ones with strange or amusing names. Many of the these old tavern names are in danger of disappearing as large conglomerations buy up pubs and change their names to "modern" equivalents. Throughout Britain "Harvester" pubs, "Slug and Lettuce" and "Beefeater" pubs can be found, owned by these big groups. 

It's a great pity the loss of the heritage connected with the old names. Many are in connection with history or legend, or even just old wives' tales, others are reflection of the pub owners' humour. A good thing many of these inns can still be found when around Britain and Ireland.

Just look at them. Aren't you smiling? Don't you think they are worth preserving?

 

• The Idle Cook - Idle, Bradford, Yorkshire
• Bucket of Blood - Phillack, Cornwall
• *The Fawcett Inn - Portsmouth, Hampshire
• *The Ram Inn - Newark, Nottinghamshire
• Moderation Inn - Reading, Berkshire
• The Pub with No Name - Priors Dean, Hampshire [known by locals as The White Horse Inn]
• The Vat and Fiddle - Nottingham
• The Happy Medium - Chichester, West Sussex
• The Hung Drawn And Quartered, London
• Hole in the Wall - Southsea, Hampshire; Caernarvon, north Wales; Little Wilbraham, Cambridgeshire; Waterloo, London; Lowside, Bowness Windermere, Cumbria (ole Int Wall); and several other venues.
• Bank Tavern, Keswick, Cumbria
• The Bleeding Wolf, Hale, Altrincham, Cheshire
• Blooming Fuchsia, Ipswich, Suffolk
• The Cow and Snuffers, Llandaff, Cardiff, Wales
• Drunken Duck, Hawkshead, Cumbria
• Mad Dog, Odell, Bedfordshire
• The Quiet Woman - York [The sign being a woman carrying her own severed head]
• Nobody Inn - Doddiscombsleigh, Devon
• One that almost got away: The Cemetery in Rochdale, Lancashire.
• The Tap Shop, Mid Calder, West Lothian, Scotland.
• Who'da Thought it, just outside Plymouth, in Devon.
• The Stumble In, in Bellglade, Florida.
  
• The Drunk Skunk, in Tennessee.

The following names are really funny, but the locations are not listed.

• Devil's Punchbowl
• The Elusive Camel
• The Hung Drawn And Quartered
• The Fawcett Inn
• Dirty Nelly's
• The Hairy Lemon
• The Three-Legged Mare [Known locally as The Wonky Donkey]
• The Hog In The Pound
• Pig and Whistle
• The Roaring Donkey
• Spread Eagle
• Dirty Dick's
• Filthy Mc Nasty's
• Bread of Heaven

Tags: signs, pubnames

Prev: 23rd Jan 2012 Stress Free Day

23rd Jan 2012 Stress Free Day

This is how I heard YOUR day was going ...

First you had trouble getting out of bed

You had a stiff neck

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you at the store

You keep losing things

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you

You feel trapped

         Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu

And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement

MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
RELAX!!! TO ALL MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDS
Have a fabulous STRESS FREE Day!

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Prev: 23rd Jan 2012 Last Thing I Must Do Before Dying