Sunday, 1 January 2012

1st Jan 2012 Self-Evident Military Truths

Jan 01A
** Self-Evident Military Truths
  • If you can see the enemy, he can see you.
  • Never tell a Sergeant you have nothing to do.
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.
  • Aim towards the Enemy. (Instruction printed on a rocket launcher)
  • Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . once.
  • Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
  • The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
  • Whoever said, 'the pen is mightier than the sword', obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
  • Friendly fire isn't.
  • Tracers work both ways
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