Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
You
know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they
came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
By the time a girl realises that her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
There
are 3 kinds of people: the ones who learn by reading. The ones who
learn by observation. And the rest of them have to touch the fire to
learn it's hot.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff, some even have slaves.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it ... so I said 'Implant?'
I always take life with a grain of salt ... plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of Tequila.
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