Where Are WE? ~
A
British couple, Sonia and Ray, from Manchester were driving across
Wisconsin one holiday and were nearing a town with the name of
Oconomowoc. They discussed such a strange and funny name and decided
that the sign was probably written by someone playing a joke.
As
they drove into town Sonia and Ray continued their conversation about
the pronunciation of such an unusual name. They pulled into a place to
get something to eat. At the counter, Ray said to the waitress, 'My
wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out the name of this place.
Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can
understand.'
The waitress looked at him, somewhat perplexed and said, 'Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.'
The Drunks ~
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, 'Where do you live?'
'Nowhere,' the first drunk slurs.
'And where do you live?' he asks the other.
'We're neighbours.'
Gone Fishing ~
Alex
had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all
day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the
fishmonger and ordered four rainbow trout. He told the fishmonger, "Pick
four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?" Asked the salesman?
"So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them." said Alex.
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the salmon."
"Why’s that?"
"Because
your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should
tell you to take salmon. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."
replied the fishmonger with a grin.
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