13th Feb 2012 Lopsided Observations

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Some remedies are worse than the disease.

If politicians and scientist were lazier, how much happier we should all be.

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