- Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
- I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
- Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.
- If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
- Life is far too important to be taken seriously.
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
- The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
- I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.Lo
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