26th Feb 2012 Common Knowledge?

Common Knowledge ~

Q. 'What is Hitler's first name?
A. 'Heil.' 

Phone Text Message From A Friend:

'I've just been arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain - please come down to the police station and prove them wrong.'

The winner ~ 

 

'Waiter, this lobster has only one claw!'

'Sir, it must have been in a fight.

'Well then, bring me the winner.'

 

In The Courtroom ~

Lawyer: What gear were you in at the moment of the car crash?
Defendant: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 

Have you heard this one? ~

Two West Country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.
'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.
'Heard of what?'
'Herd of cows.'
'Of course I've heard of cows.'
'No, a cow herd.'
'What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'

A Simple question ~

 

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

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